Wirth's Law

Software is getting slower more rapidly than hardware becomes faster.

Wike's Law

If the number of experimental treatments is a low odd prime number, then the experimental design is unbalanced and partially confounded.

The Thomas Theorem

If men define situations as real, they are real in their consequences.

Shermer's Last Law

Any sufficiently advanced extraterrestrial intelligence is indistinguishable from God.

Roemer's Law

In an insured population, a hospital bed built is a bed filled.

Or a stitch in time….